Gonads and Strife

ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

bombing:

what if straws moaned when you sucked on them

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

vvankinq:

teamrocketing:

i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe

IM CRYINGG

hanari-502:

ccharlesxavier:

jesuschristvevo:

do i have to listen to maroon 1 2 3 and 4 before listening to maroon 5?

i skipped straight to maroon 5 so i could get to the trolls

HOW DARE YOU SKIP THE INTERMAROON

uncharge:

do you ever hate it when you smile for a picture and the person taking it takes too long and in the end you just look like

image

martinseptim:

beats by dr. phil